I’m still recovering from my cultural tourism expedition to the Land of the Two Tribes. Sure, I’m once again able to type “u” for “you” when tweeting or txting, but my brain is still bent from the experience. It was a lot like being trapped in the Upside Down, or going through Alice’s looking glass, where everything is reversed.
Although there is supposed to be parity in representation of both tribes at SSC the loudest, most frequent and most vehement voices come from the Red Tribe. I include libertarians and conservatives in the Red Tribe. I really don’t believe in libertarians at all– I don’t think they actually believe in themselves. 95% of their counterargument consists of “so you think I’m a conservative? Ha! You’re wrong! I voted for Gary Johnson! Take that! ”
By their votes shall ye know them.
The Red Tribe UpsideDown is a blatantly terrible place with none of Carroll’s gentle whimsy. I was miserable there. Everything I knew was flipped and turned inside out in stylized torturous pretzel logic– Liberals are really fascists, anti-racists are really racists, truth is lies, science is fantasy, knowledge is delusion, progress is reactionary. Any amoral, inhumane policy, no matter how vile, can be justified as a utilitarian good. But the greatist problem for me…is from high school government class– if all men are created equal– why is the red tribe so positive that they are more equal? To me that is the basic difference– the Blue Tribe is egalitarian–the Red Tribe is not.
One of the tropes commonly lamented in the Red Tribe UpsideDown is that Cthulu only swims left. I guess the idea is that somehow if Cthulu could be forced to swim to the right then the Red Tribe could magically establish beachheads in contemporary culture and demography. But that will never happen because of the Second Law. The Red Tribe can never return to the lower entropy state of 90% white America, which seems to have become a sort of conservative fantasy Land of Green Ginger or an eternal Brigadoon, like a tesseract to a previous Golden Age. The main reason Cthulu only swims left is entropy. Other reasons may be technology, education, and increasing social complexity. But I think socio-entropic decay of conservatism has to be the most important, and the most irreversable.
What can NEone say except–
Iä Cthulu cf’ayak’vulgtmm, vugtlagln vulgtmm
Glory [to] Cthulu! [We] send prayers [to thee], answer [our] prayers.